Run, don’t walk, to order your copies of Seasons 1 and 2 of Mr. Belvedere, the 1980s ABC-TV sitcom which was set in Beaver Falls, but which never actually spent a single second at the Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe, as far as we know.

How can the economy be in trouble when we’re still cranking out crap like DVDs of Mr. Belvedere?

Tip o’the PBRTV propeller beanie to Francesco Marciuliano, who says, “sit back and enjoy the opening credits and theme song. Then later ask yourself, ‘I wonder whatever happened to the actors who portrayed the mom and kids on Mr. Belvedere.’ Then ask yourself, ‘I wonder whatever happened to the actress who played the teenage daughter on ALF.’ Then ask yourself, ‘I wonder whatever happened to the entire cast of Mama’s Family.’ Keep doing this. Eventually you’ll go mad with concern.”